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seeing people casually talking about spending $30,000 on a wedding makes me feel a special kind of nauseous when every single person i know has to debate if $40 on ordering pizza is worth it

You underestimate me.... *unsheaths and re-sheaths my sword in the blink of an eye. you now have top surgery*

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peace and love on planet earth

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the titsaiga, capable of removing 100 breasts in a single slash

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the tensaiga, capable of restoring 100 boobs from another realm

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

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this is so cute 🥹

im so fucking serious when i say that no one is crueler to visibly disabled people than girlies with blue wolfcuts and sharp eyeliner wearing hundred dollar sweaters from shein.

like. there's a weird misconception that it's old people, but i have never once had an issue with anyone over the age of, like, 55. they are fine with me muttering to myself or making weird faces or not hearing them the first five times they call my name. that's not a problem for them. when my brother goes out with a cane, they're the ones who compliment it, and tell him the spikes and ribbons are a cute addition.

yesterday this pink haired girl in the bathroom told me that i needed to stay away from movie theaters if i was going to act like a schizo. ten minutes later an 80 year old woman complimented me on my bright red hearing aids and said she wished she had that confidence when she got hers.

anyways to the anon who just said that maybe i shouldn't be in public spaces. thank you for proving my point

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a very important addition.

only-tiktoks

that is a LEWK

*softly* *inarticulate noises of delight*

Idk wtf is going on here but it's the cat's pajamas.

forgot i had the ancient arrows equipped and accidentally sent this man to eeby deeby

would like to let everyone know that after i accidentally did this the yiga clan didnt ambush me for an in real life week

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Solarsyrup your TAGS-

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capitalism breeds innovation

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Yeah that will do it.

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improved

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Tags via @bookdragon1811

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Loved this scene in the films. HAD to paint it 😄 Prints are available HERE

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Comic of the experience Venus had this morning, she looked at me with the SADDEST eyes

“Mother why is it not warm?”

I hate loud ass cars like control that beast

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